Dear Instagram-Highlight-Reel “Fitness Coach”

Dear Instagram-Highlight-Reel “Fitness Coach”

I'm still mad. Yes, I am still mad over someone in direct sales who implied that women can get back to wearing pre-pregnancy clothes after six days if they just "follow the program" and drink a fucking shake. It doesn't matter what the brand or company is (although I am sure you can figure it [...]

A Big Cannoli For The Woman Who Lashed Out At Me Over Essential Oils: You Are The Reason

A Big Cannoli For The Woman Who Lashed Out At Me Over Essential Oils: You Are The Reason

Dear woman who shall remain nameless but should also be called out by name, My apologies for not responding to your months of messages about why I should be using everything under the sun that you have to sell. See, I don't respond to people who send me friend requests followed by sales pitches. That's [...]